Jessica Simpson Gets Dumped (Again)

Poor Jess! First things don't work out with Nick Lachey. Then John "O-Face" Mayer dumps her. And now even the Conde Nast delivery guys have kicked her to the curb. Literally.
As I walked to brunch on Sunday morning, I noticed that these boxes of brand-spankin'-new September 2007 Self magazines with Simpson on the cover had been dumped about a block away. There were more than a dozen boxes with Self pouring out, and there were several more boxes with new issues of Conde Nast Traveler.
Did someone just get tired of their job and decide they didn't want to make anymore deliveries? And they dumped them on an abandoned block in LIC 'cause they thought no one would be the wiser? Or were they trying to make a metaphorical comment about the state of Ms. Simpson's love life? Perhaps we shall never know.