Does Candy live in a loft in Williamsburg?

Cause when I lived in a loft at South 4th and Bedford, bright eager things would move into the building and they would post some random, friendly note like this in the elevator (it was usually the ones who were a bit older and trying to create a sense of "community"). And this (above) is exactly the response they would get—probably by some NYU-attending, parent-mooching asshole, but who's to say?

Also, Candy, next time, don't put your name! And maybe you could start going by Andy instead of Candy? Candice? No, definitely Andy. It's a cute name for a girl, like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink.

Photo via The Triumph of Bullshit