Fun Conversations with My Mom is an occasional series on Lorem Ipsum. I love my mom more than anything, but sometimes she says funny things! Or insulting things! But she doesn't mean it. I don't think ...This conversation took place in Florida around the holidays. My mom and I were driving to the flea market.
Mom: You wouldn't want to live out here.
Me (putting Fresh Sugar Blossom lotion on my hands): Yeah, it's kind of a weird neighborhood.
Mom: And it stinks! Do you smell that?
Me: I don't smell anything.
Mom: You can't smell that? It's awful!
Me (holding up my hand): Is it my lotion?
Mom: Oh, yeah, that's it.
