Dear Big Sir:Maybe when the subway is packed during rush hour, you shouldn't take up an entire pole by leaning your HUGE 6'5" or 6'6" body against it so that the short, dark-haired girl next to you and even the tall, blonde girl next to you and every other single person standing within three feet of you has to grab onto something else (like the roof of the subway car) or stand on their tippy-toes to reach the pole above your shoulders so as not to dig our fists into your back. Worst of all, you seemed to kind of enjoy this because even though people (OK, mostly me) gave you dirty looks that tried to say "Maybe you shouldn't hug the pole like this," you seemed pleased with yourself and wouldn't budge, which kind of makes you a jerkface, no? Even tourists budge when you look at them like that.
xo,
Lorem Ipsum
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